You Must Be a Gujju If......

This is so true...

You Must Be a Gujju If...

- You have at least 1 relative in the stock market.

- You're never worried about what happens if you get stranded in

Ghatkopar. All you'd have to do, you know, is walk across the road and

find a relative. (Still easier, just shout, "Mama! Masi! Faiba! Kaka!"

a couple of times. At least one is bound to be around.)

- You don't worry about being stranded in New Jersey. You've been told

by everyone that the thing to do at such a time is to open the

telephone directory, turn to "Shah" and call any number for help.

- You measure the success of a wedding by how many people praised the food.

- You believe Narendra Modi is the solution to everything. From your

hair to the nation's defence.

- You understand that when someone says "Dhirajbhai no babo" or

"Maniben ni baby", the "baba" and "baby" in question could be 40 years

old.

- You either think the garba is the coolest thing ever, or you wonder

why the whole world makes such a big deal out of it.

- No packing for any trip is complete without thepla.

- Winter = undhiyo.

- Summer = keri no ras.

- Monsoon = have su karvanoo?!

- You assume (in marital situations) that because Mara bhai na vevai

ni dikri na sasu gave a recommendation, the person in question is

virtue personified.

- You have no problems with love marriages. You just view them as a

last resort, that's it.

- You may not donate anything to the orphanage down the road, but when

there's a calamity in Gujarat, you send truckloads of money, food and

amenities.

- You're so attuned to smiling and laughing for no reason at any given

social occasions, that funerals become odd for you. (Non-Gujju

funerals, that is. At Gujju funerals, everyone has the same problem,

so they understand.)

- You tear off the name & address from any postal cover before throwing the cover away.(God knows what will happen if someone finds ur address)

- You know what "doodh cold drink" (pronounced doodh coal dreenk) is.